Stupid Joke Saturday!

So I was on Reddit (wonderfully addicting site, by the way), and I found this gem of a joke.

“What’s white and can’t climb a tree?

a fridge

What’s white and black and can’t climb a tree?

a fridge wearing a tuxedo

How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?

Open the door and put it in the fridge

How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?

Open the door, take the giraffe out, and put the elephant in

Everyone in the jungle had a meeting. Everybody showed up except one animal. Who was it?

the elephant. He was in the fridge.

You come across an alligator-infested river. How do you get across?

You swim across. All the alligators are at the meeting.”

 

Just wanted to share.  Carry on

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